Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
shot on the tail bone?
Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?
Stabbed in the elbow?
stabbed right the in center of my chest!
I must’ve burned then
rain appreciation post
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Dance, Dance (Acapella) - Fall Out Boy
I didn’t know they said ‘joe trohman is lame’ oh my god