5sostrum:

*tumblrs happily*
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
*tumblrs stressfully*

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sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

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magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

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colorfullymad:

colorfullymad:

colorfullymad:

colorfullymad:

Hey guys, so my eating disorder is really out of control again, and I need treatment, badly. I got accepted at Timberline Knolls, but they need $2,000 for my copay, plus I need a ticket to a from (I live in…

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pjcalamity:

mushroomsugar:

*writes “like” on a cigarette and puts it in my mouth*

It’s a simile.

YOU BASTARDS

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cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

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lil-sebastians:

"From God’s Perspective."- Bo Burnham, what. 

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bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

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